Dear E. Jean: My new boyfriend is amazing—except that he needs my constant attention. I can’t even have a moment in the bathroom without him knocking on the door. He’s desperate to please and just filed for bankruptcy. I love him, but will I look back and think, What the hell was wrong with me?
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E. Jean: No, my darling, you’ll look back and think how smart you were to get rid of the chump! (Many fine people declare bankruptcy. But a needy blockhead banging on the bathroom door? Ack! That’s controlling.)